Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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