you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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