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garbage dick
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My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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