Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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