Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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