And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i just google imaged poop.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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