3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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