my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I am available for nakedness
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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