508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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