turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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