I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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