Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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