why didn't you poke me back
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
So. Much. Porn.
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