You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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