You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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