Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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