butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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