so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
