Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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