I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
it glows. i had to have it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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