You can't special order awesome
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
