is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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