Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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