I'm going to jail i love you
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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