just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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