We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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