Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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