Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
