i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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