should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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