and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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