Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
foreskin is a definite game changer
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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