**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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