I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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