Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize