No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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