I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
ok first of all what the fuck
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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