I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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