People with herpes should wear stickers.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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