I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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