I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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