I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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