would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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