Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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