its not stalking. its research.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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