i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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