You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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