Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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