Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
BRING THE BAGELS
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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