Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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