I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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