One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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