He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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