i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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