You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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