Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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